Tags: fandom - torchwood

Bouncy Ball

Six Degrees of Connection

Title: Six Degrees of Connection
Rating: 15
Setting: All over the place, but all chronologically ordered.
Characters: Spike, Biggles, Jack Harkness, Steed and Mrs Peel, The Goodies, DI Gene Hunt, DI Sam Tyler, Buffy, Giles
Word count: 6 lots of 500 words each.
Disclaimer: Not mine. None of them.
Summary: Over the years, it’s surprising just how many lives a simple photograph can touch.

Author's Notes: Based on both the following image from writerconuk and the talented kazzy_cee, and the Six Degrees challenge from tthdrabbles. Of course, the first thing you may notice is that they’re not drabbles...

Warning for slash.

WWII Spike
WWII Spike
Created by the marvelous kazzy_cee




Six Degrees of Connection

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DW Ace Rimmer Jack

Wacky Rooftop Hijinks (Batman/Torchwood)

Title: Wacky Rooftop Hijinks
Rating: 12
Setting: A long time ago, in a Um, you pick?
Characters: Commissioner Gordon, Jack Harkness, Batman and Robin
Word count: 1084
Disclaimer: I own nothing of these, except maybe the occasional donut.
Summary: Only one man can stop the latest problem in Gotham City. However, Batman’s running late, so enter Jack Harkness.

Author's Notes: There was a request : Desires: cake, designer underpants, Jack Harkness's coat. All other details are up to you. No emo, no sadness, no penguins. Bonuses for the inclusion of Batman and/or pudding-pops. I promptly went insane and wrote this. Hopefully spastasmagoria will like.

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Recced by ficwize here.
Recced over at torchwood_house here.
Snoopy Magneto

The Great Bikini Incident (and Aftermath)

Title: The Great Bikini Incident (and Aftermath)
Rating: PG
Setting: Oh, you pick. :P
Characters: Dawn Summers, Captain Jack Harkness
Word count: 470
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. Captain Jack is a law unto himself.
Summary: In a way, it was all inevitable. Still didn't stop Buffy from wanting Jack's head on a pole afterwards.

Author's Notes: Don't blame me. I’m still merely carrying out other people's prompts.

Remixed by the great doyle_sb4 for remixredux08 here.

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Snoopy Magneto

Shag Or Die! - Torchwood - Jack/Gwen

Title: Shag or Die!
Rating: 15 for implied naughtiness.
Setting: Set after Torchwood 1.04 “Cyberwoman”.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato, Ianto Jones.
Word count:4049.
Disclaimer: Captain Jack Harkness and the Torchwood mob all belong to the BBC alas, and not me.
Summary: “Shag or die!” All things considered, not exactly the best threat to offer the unkillable Jack Harkness.

Author’s Notes: Great thanks go out to wildecate and tthjinni for the betas.

Written for the Jack Harkness ficathon at twdw_ficathon, as requested by miss_andromache. She requested Jack/Ianto, Jack/Gwen or Jack/Doctor/Rose, with angst and humour, but not Jack and the Doctor in the TARDIS after the finale.

I aimed for sex scenes, it came out sex farce. *grin* Hopefully, this is acceptable for miss_andromache.

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Snoopy Magneto

The Great Torchwood Balloon Poll - Round Two

Round One : Owen Harper

"You guys suck," said Owen bitterly.

Ianto looked away. Jack just looked grim. Suzie and Gwen both smirked.

"I mean... what the hell is this?! You'd rather keep the bloody Weevil on board than me?!?! What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?!"

"Well, the personality is slightly better, doesn't talk so much..." piped up Gwen.

"Completely up front with what he wants," added Suzie. "You know exactly where you stand with a weevil."

"Oh fuck this!" Owen exclaimed, rolling his eyes. "If I'm off next, then I ain't sticking around for this touchy-feely crap."

The balloon rocked for a moment, and then was steady again. There was a short, slightly embarassed silence, broken only by the confused snuffling from the Weevil.

Poll #925621 The Great Torchwood Balloon poll, round two

"Mmm.." said Jack, studying the basket's drift carefully, "Not enough. Gonna have to chuck another."

Gwen Cooper
2(11.8%)
Suzie Costello
5(29.4%)
Captain Jack Harkness
2(11.8%)
Ianto Jones
2(11.8%)
Toshiko Sato
1(5.9%)
The Weevil
5(29.4%)


Remember - vote for who you want thrown OUT of the balloon. Round Two will start in two days. Vote early, vote often and try to bribe/blackmail your friends. :P
Access Denied (Torchwood)

The Great Torchwood Balloon Poll - Round One

On the whole, Jack mused, maybe choosing Bilus Manger Air Trips hadn't been the best choice for a team bonding trip.

Celebrating Suzie's (non-evil) return from the dead was the ostensible reason for the trip, because face it - just a tad of tension there between her and Gwen still. Not to mention Owen was still pissed at Ianto for shooting him, Gwen and Owen's messy split and the whole thing with Tosh being outed with the whole lesbian alien mind reading thing. Yeah, they all needed a break.

But this? Heading out into the cold Atlantic with a strong wind behind them, a slow leak in the actual canopy, and most definitely out of any mobile phone range. They were so screwed.

"Frankly," glared Owen, "If my suggestion of one last orgy before we all crash and drown in the Atlantic is not going to happen, then I just don't give a fuck anymore." Suzie shared a look and a roll of the eyes with Gwen, as if to say 'he really doesn't change, does he?' before suddenly remembering they hated each other, and sniffing loudly.

Owen missed it all completely, and focused in on his next target of complaint. "And why the bleeding hell do we have a weevil on this bloody trip in the first place? This is supposed to be a merry old piss-up!"

Tosh bridled at that. "Gwen and I found him on the way to the airport," she glowered. "What did you want us to do with him? Leave in in the trunk of the car?"

"Yes!" shouted Owen. "We're all on a sinking balloon, and you bring along a handcuffed weevil for a sight seeing trip!"

"Enough!" snapped Jack, and strode forward to the centre of the balloon floor. "Time to face some unpleasent facts. This balloon is sinking fast, we have nothing left to throw out -except ourselves. The only way for some of us to survive this is for someone to jump."

There was silence in the balloon for a moment, broken only by the weevil being sick over Owen's shoes. "I do hate to point this out," murmered Ianto quietly, studying the increasing nearer sea, "But we really do need to rid ourselves of some unneccessary weight pretty sharpish."

Poll #923815 The Great Torchwood Balloon poll

"Whatever," snapped Owen, "That hole ain't getting any smaller. Let's just hurry this along a bit, shall we?"

Gwen Cooper
1(4.5%)
Suzie Costello
1(4.5%)
Captain Jack Harkness
0(0.0%)
Owen Harper
7(31.8%)
Ianto Jones
2(9.1%)
Toshiko Sato
3(13.6%)
The Weevil
8(36.4%)


Remember - vote for who you want thrown OUT of the balloon. Round Two will start in two days. Vote early, vote often and try to bribe/blackmail your friends. :P

Previous balloon polls -
The Veronica Mars Balloon poll - winner : Mac
The Stargate SG-1 Balloon poll - winner : Jack O'Neill
Snoopy Magneto

Underneath It All.... (Torchwood crack!fic)

Title: Underneath It All….
Rating: 15 for flirting, and banter.
Setting: Early Torchwood season 1.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Word count: 611
Disclaimer: All Torchwood stuff and staff belong to the mighty BBC.
Summary: Jack’s deepest, darkest secret is known only to one man : Ianto Jones. Crack!fic.

Author's Notes: Inspired by a late night IM conversation with Jinni.

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Snoopy Magneto

Agents of the C.O.A : More Like Linda McCartney

Title: Agents of the C.O.A : More Like Linda McCartney
Rating: FR-13
Setting: Buffy season 4 : The Yoko Factor
Disclaimer: I own nothing and anything mentioned in this series or fic. Please don’t sue.
Summary: When the Crossing Over Awards need help they call the C.O.A. The elite agents of the Cross Over Agency do more crossovers before breakfast than most people do all day.

Author's Notes: Warning : The explaination for this may take longer than the fic. :P Basically, there's a round robin fic going over at Twisting The Hellmouth right now, based on reality altering Agents of fanfiction. Somehow, against all odds, a plot started developing and currently Mistress Jinni (head of the COA) has been kidnapped by Dr Evil, Lucius Malfoy and Missy. I really, really suggest reading it : Agents of the C.O.A. at some point. *grin*

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